
Since it's Mother's Day, and I'm officially a mom now, I'll take some time to take stock of my newly acquired mommy habits:
1. I actually get out the little crevice tool when I vacuum.
2. I wipe off the high chairs at restaurants.
3. I sterilize things.
4. I carry a very large purse, which contains among other things, a bottle of Purell, diapers, baby wipes, changing pad, ziploc bags, an Epi-pen, an extra outfit for the baby, 3 types of lip gloss, a hairbrush, toys, books and a pacifier. Soon, I'll reach the next level when I add a pair of tweezers and band-aids.
5. I wash my hands one thousand times a day.
6. I am convinced that every person I see is carrying a communicable disease.
7. I think Annabel's crying is cute.
8. My mousepad is a copy of The Giving Tree.
9. I wear sensible shoes most of the time.
10. I will talk about my baby all day long.
11. I'll listen to you talk about your baby all day long.
12. I believe that my child is smarter, healthier, cuter, and more talented than any other. I realize that all parents think like this, but in my case it happens to be actually be true.
13. I'm wearing curlers for Christ's sake.